Blame Voldemort
By Powder96
- Mrs. Weasley:
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- Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want the killing curse!
- Fudge:
- Should we blame the muggles?
- Dumbledore:
- Or blame the ministry?
- Harry:
- Or should we blame Death Eaters running free?
- Harry:
- NO, blame Voldemort!
- Everyone:
- Blame Voldemort!
- Harry:
- Cause he's the heir of Slytherin
Yet kiddies always seem to win!
- Everyone:
- Blame Voldemort!
Blame Voldemort!
- Harry:
- We need to form a full assault
- Everyone:
- It's Voldemort's fault!
- Draco:
- Don't blame me
For being such a git,
My Dad took the Dark Mark
And I can't even catch the snitch!
- Mrs. Weasley:
- And my boy Percy once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to jinx myself!
- Harry:
- Well, blame Voldemort!
- Everyone:
- Blame Voldemort!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Voldemort came along
- Everyone:
- Blame Voldemort!
Blame Voldemort!
- Draco:
- He's not even a real pureblood, anyway
- Mrs. Diggory:
- My son could've been an Auror in the Ministry
Instead he's in a grave reading Cedric Diggory
- Everyone:
- Should we blame the portkey?
Or blame the Goblet of Fire?
Or the Boy Who Lived who allowed him to expire?
- Harry:
- Heck no!
- Everyone:
- Blame Voldemort!
Blame Voldemort!
- Harry:
- With all their Dark Mark hullaballoo
- Ron:
- And that bastard Malfoy too! (Draco: hey!)
- Everyone:
- Blame Voldemort!
Shame on Voldemort!
For the wizarding world's entirely pissed
And Dumbledore's knickers are all in a twist
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusss
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