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Pirates of the Caribbean
 

The "Best Laid Plans" Story-Arc
Co-Authored by hija_paloma

Best Laid Plans [Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Summary] The best plans for getting laid are usually spontaneously and serendipitously formed; Jack Sparrow seeks out the Commodore for a hands-on demonstration. The result?
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 22 May 2004

A Plan Well-Laid [Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Summary] He drew in a shuddering breath at the triumphant wince of lust that passed over Jack's face at his entreaty. Oh God. To give it over, to give himself up to this.
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 22 May 2004

       

Captain Of Her Heart

[Summary] A married Elizabeth discovers she is, in fact, a woman.
[Pairing] Elizabeth/Herself, Will/Elizabeth implied
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 22 May 2004

Captain Of Her Heart

       

Chocolate Eyes
Co-Authored by Moonsalt

[Summary] As the title suggests, chocolate eyes are prevalent, except as a singular rather than plural noun.
[Pairing] Pintel/Ragetti, Jack/Will
[Notes] Contact Moonsalt via Webcromancer's email contact.
[Warning] NC-17 Parody | Squicky parody/slash/unnatural use of confectionary phrases
[Added] 26 September 2003

Chocolate Eyes

       

The Cupid Series

Cupid's Sparrow [Pairing] Jack/Norrington, Jack/Groves implied, Norrington/Groves implied
[Summary] "A wedding! I love weddings - drinks all around!"
[Warning] R Citrus Alcohol use
[Added] 26 September 2003

Cupidity [Pairing] Jack/Norrington implied, Norrington/Groves implied
[Summary] What price is a kiss? Reparations in the wake of the Black Pearl's raid on the Turner Wedding Banquet is combined with the Turner Honeymoon in an attempt to capture afore-mentioned Black Pearl, and her erstwhile captain. But that captain is Jack Sparrow, and therefore not easily captured.
[Warning] PG-13 Angst
[Added] 26 September 2003

Quiver [Pairing] Jack/Norrington, Norrington/Groves implied
[Summary] What price is a kiss? Jack Sparrow finds out. "Tell me, Commodore, how much are you willing to pay me to not kiss you?"
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 26 September 2003

A Taste of Heaven [Pairing] Jack/Norrington, Norrington/Groves
[Summary] Love can burn with both pleasure and pain, as Jack Sparrow, Norrington (and Groves) discover. But it still tastes great.
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 26 September 2003

Sugar Rush [Pairing] Norrington/Groves, Norrington/Jack/Groves, Jack/Norrington implied, Jack/Will implied
[Summary] In which Captain Jack Sparrow discovers the delights of sugar.
[Warning] >NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 3 October 2003

White Gold [Pairing] Jack/Will, Jack/Norrington implied, Jack/Norrington/Groves implied
[Summary] In which Jack Sparrow and Company discover the delights of Spanish hospitality, and Will Turner discovers the delights of Jack.
[Warning] >NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 3 October 2003

Gentlemen of Fortune [Pairing] Jack/Norrington, Jack/Will implied, Norrington/Groves implied
[Summary] Norrington and Jack discover the delights of Naval politics - and navel politics.
[Warning] >NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 3 October 2003

       

Everyone Wants Jack

[Summary] It's not hard to see why everyone wants a piece of Captain Jack Sparrow. He really is a fine specimen, after all. At times it's bloody inconvenient, particularly when it happens to be his own crew, or the new boy, or Navy's men who just can't seem to keep their hands off him. But it is good to be wanted. There's more than enough to go around, keep everyone happy. Though some have a funny way of showing it. So long as there's enough rum involved, no reason why everyone can't have as much of Jack as their heart desires.
[Pairing] Jack/Everyone
[Warning] R Drabble Series | Sexual innuendo, mildly graphic descriptions
[Added] 26 September 2003

Everyone Wants Jack

       

Just For You

[Summary] Jack gets on Norrington's nerves, and subsequently gets what he deserves.
[Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon PWP
[Added] 25 December 2003

Just For You

       

Loose Lips Sink Ships

[Summary] Will and Elizabeth know that Capt Jack and Cmdr Norrington want each other, but the two in question don't agree. It's up to Will and Elizabeth to convince them, despite encountering forceful resistance to the idea.
[Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 26 September 2003

Loose Lips Sink Ships

       

Mercy

[Summary] Norrington catches up with Jack Sparrow. But what is he to do with him, once he's caught him?
[Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Angst, canonical plot, violent graphic description, but still major slash
[Added] 25 December 2003 | Completed: 22 May 2004

Part 1 - Avarice

Part 2 - Decadence

Part 3 - Alliance

Part 4 - Intimacy

Part 5 - Conquest

Part 6 - Alchemy

Part 7 - Voyage

Part 8 - Paradise

       

"A Most Accommodating Commodore" Series

A Most Accommodating Commodore [Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Summary] A repressed British Naval officer and a bound, unwell pirate captive in need of care. The question is, who has been caught, and who is owned?
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Mild non-con/bondage elements
[Added] 26 September 2003

A Very Captivating Captain [Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Summary] This time, it is Norrington who is bound, but this time for a destination that he is sure will result in Jack's death as well as his own. Norrington mourns the loss of a proud lady; Jack Sparrow comforts him, in his own inimitable fashion.
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Mild non-con/bondage elements
[Added] 26 September 2003

A Pair of Particularly Pretty Pirates [Pairing] Jack/Norrington, Jack/Will implied, Elisabeth/Will implied, Elisabeth/Norrington implied (glossed)
[Summary] This time, it is Norrington who is bound, but this time for a destination that he is sure will result in Jack's death as well as his own. Norrington mourns the loss of a proud lady; Jack Sparrow comforts him, in his own inimitable fashion.
[Warning] R Lime Mild angst
[Added] 26 September 2003

A Fair and Fearless Freeman [Pairing] Jack/Norrington, Norrington/Gillette heavily implied, Jack/Will implied, Elisabeth/Will implied, Elisabeth/Norrington implied (glossed)
[Summary] Jack Sparrow is up to no good; Norrington is determined to find out what it is. Norrington discovers freedom, Jack discovers a free man. In the course of discovery, many hearts are freed.
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Language
[Added] 26 September 2003

       

Obsession

[Summary] Barbossa's fancy becomes an obsession, consuming him until greed pushes him to grasp too quickly at the object of his desire.
[Pairing] Jack/Barbossa
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Alcohol use, mild non-consensual
[Added] 22 May 2004

Obsession

       

Once In A Blue Moon

[Summary] 'You're a pirate after all, lad. Stolen my heart, true enough.'
[Pairing] Jack/Will
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Language, alcohol use
[Added] 26 September 2003

Part 1 - Bon Voyage

Part 2 - Naked Heart

Part 3 - Blue Moon

       

Persistence of Memory

[Summary] Will cannot forget Jack Sparrow, as his dreams and memory won't let him try.
[Pairing] Jack/Will
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 26 September 2003

Persistence of Memory

       

Persuasion
Co-authored by Monkeypuzzle

[Summary] Norrington cross-examines Jack Sparrow with an alternative method of...persuasion.
[Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon PWP
[Added] 22 May 2004

Persuasion

       

Redemption

[Summary] Barbossa reflects upon the nature of death, feeling and desire.
[Pairing] Jack/Barbossa
[Warning] R Lime Angst
[Added] 22 May 2004

Redemption

       

Remedy

[Summary] Norrington isn't well; Jack makes it all better.
[Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Warning] M Citrus Alcohol use
[Added] 25 December 2003

Remedy

       

Wedding Gift

[Summary] Norrington's wedding present to the happy Turner couple also doubles as a consolation prize.
[Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Mild spoilers
[Added] 25 December 2003

Part 1 - Wedding Gift

Part 2 - Honeymoon

       

Worshipping

[Summary] Jack instructs Norrington on the proper forms of Sparrow-worshipping.
[Pairing] Jack/Norrington
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon
[Added] 22 May 2004

Worshipping