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Last Update 9.12.2005

Last warning for people who don't like yaoi/slash. If this is you, you can exit here.

On this page are all the things that don't fall into the other categories, ie. the parodies, funny, light-hearted, miscellanary that aren't meant to be taken that seriously, and if you do, we're not paying for your rehab. Now go read them!

Submissions: If you'd like to submit a fic for this archive (please? Pretty please please?), or know of a fic that falls into this category and isn't here (horror of horrors), drop us a line and we'll see about getting it here.

NOTE: These fanfics all have ratings and classifications for their content, so if you don't know them, go to the Glossary. If you have any other questions it doesn't clear up, please refer to the FAQ - your question just might be there, before contacting us.

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New Magic 8 Ball New
by Hecate's Brat

[Summary] Squall has to deal with the answers of a magic 8 ball, women's underwear, and Seifer all in one day.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour PWP | Language, quite possibly ooc, humor?
[Added] 9 December 2005

Magic 8 Ball

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Miracle
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Squall is a damsel in a castle, Seifer goes to rescue him, thinking he is a girl.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Humour/Fairy-tale madness
[Added] 25 December 2003

Miracle

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"The Moment I Saw You Cry" Series
by Balinese no Neko

The Moment I Saw You Cry [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] Squall can't take living with a moody Seifer anymore and makes the decision to leave. However, Seifer isn't so eager to let him go.
[Warning] PG-13 Fluff POV | Mild angst, mild fluff, mild language, slight OOC-ness
[Added] 10 August 2002

When You Are With Me [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] Squall finally gets to hear what Seifer's been so mad about lately.
[Warning] PG-13 Fluff POV | Mild angst, mild fluff, mild language, slight OOC-ness
[Added] 10 August 2002

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No Help
by The Wandering Englishman

[Summary] Laguna looks through Squall's medicine cabinet to find something to save his life.
[Pairing] Laguna x Squall
[Warning] PG Fluff | Incest
[Added] 29 April 2005

No Help

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Operation 'Rivals in Love'
by Balinese no Neko

[Summary] Squall and Seifer suffer through various attempts by their 'friends' to get them together.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | OOC
[Added] 28 February 2003

Operation 'Rivals in Love'

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Payback
by The Wandering Englishman

[Summary] Revenge is sweet....
[Pairing] Laguna x Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Humour | Incest
[Added] 29 April 2005

Payback

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A Picnic and Playful Banter
by Darkest Desire

[Summary] Selphie and Rinoa plan a picnic for the whole garden gang. Just a cute, slightly humorous fic. Poor Squall gets teased quite a bit and lots of laughter ensues.
[Pairing] None
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 29 April 2005
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 29 April 2005

Chapter 1 - Childish Antics

Chapter 2 - Adult Conversation

Chapter 3 - Sentimental Brilliance

Chapter 4 - Quite a Sight

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Plan B
by Angie

[Summary] Retake on the final battle against Ultimecia - the Sorceress is having a bad day.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Squall X Irvine
[Warning] PG-13 PWP Parody
[Added] 19 March 2001

Plan B

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Pleasantly Depressed
by Skandranon

[Summary] While Squall sinks into depression after Rinoa dumps him, Irvine tries to figure out why he’s not happy being engaged to Selphie.
[Pairing] Irvine X Squall, Irvine X Selphie
[Warning] R Lime Humour Pre-Slash | Angst, spoilers, suicidal themes, mild alcohol use, drug use, violence
[Added] 29 April 2005
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 29 April 2005

Chapter 1 - Of Whiskey and Rings

Chapter 2 - Of Advil and Flashbacks

Chapter 3 - Of Goddesses and Chocolate

Chapter 4 - Of Wind and CD Players

Chapter 5 - Of Bedrooms and Nicknames

Chapter 6 - Of Clocktowers and Coco

Chapter 7 - Of Reruns and Laundry

Chapter 8 - Of Penlights and Bedside Manners

Chapter 9 - Of Rules and Digital Clocks

Chapter 10 - Of Pillows and Bathtubs

Chapter 11 - Of Fishtanks and Dust

Chapter 12 - Of Closets and Propaganda

Chapter 13 - Of Chair legs and Hallways

Chapter 14 - Of Hats and Hoverails

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The Politically Correct FFVIII Fic
by Tenshi no Korin

[Summary] ...not for the faint of heart.
[Pairing] None
[Warning] M15 Humour
[Added] 5 April 2002

The Politically Correct FFVIII Fic

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The Project
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Seifer and Zell got stuck making a class project together on Balamb garden, both driving each other mental.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Warning] M Lime Humour
[Added] 29 November 2004

The Project

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The Pursuit of Seifer Almasy
by Seifer 2299

[Summary] Special Agent Dincht and Special Agent Leonhart are looking for the escaped Seifer Almasy, who tried to eat Rinoa once.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall X Zell
[Warning] MA15+ Citrus AU Parody | Language, mild Rinoa-bashing
[Added] 1 February 2002

The Pursuit of Seifer Almasy

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Queen For A Week
by Angie

[Summary] The latest SeeD mission sees the boys playing married couples, much to Squall's disgruntlement.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall, Zell X Irvine
[Warning] M15 PWP Parody | Mild language
[Added] 19 March 2001
[Status] Work In Progress

Queen For A Week - Part 1

Queen For A Week - Part 2

Queen For A Week - Part 3

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Ragnarok
by Kafers

[Summary] Squall lives a somewhat normal life in York, England. Then things from the past come to the surface, and Squall's life is never the same again.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon AU Humour | Maybe a bit of Brit slang
[Added] 24 August 2003
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 24 August 2003

Ragnarok - Chapter 1

Ragnarok - Chapter 2

Ragnarok - Interlude

Ragnarok - Chapter 3

Ragnarok - Chapter 4

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Rapunzel - A FF8 Parody
by J. Marie

[Summary] When Ellone tries to bring back Raine for her "Uncle Laguna", time and reality go awry in this yaoi parody. Kiros winds up a "helpless damsel in distress", Laguna his "gallant prince", and Edea as the "wicked Witch".
[Pairing] Kiros X Laguna, Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Lime Parody
[Added] 6 February 2001

Rapunzel

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Secrets of Balamb Garden
by Seifer 2299

[Summary] Too complicated to explain in one sentence, just read :)
[Pairing] Seifer x Squall, Zell x Library Girl, Zell x A Cactuar, Cid x Edea, Edea x Irvine, Laguna x Kiros and Rinoa x virtually everyone
[Warning] MA15+ Citrus Parody | Language, Rinoa bashing :D
[Added] 1 February 2002

Secrets of Balamb Garden

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See Ya!
by Miss Dincht

[Summary] Squall realizes at the last minute that he doesn't want to wind up bald and married to Rinoa Heartilly.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] MA15+ Parody | Mild language, Rinoa bashing
[Added] 18 June 2002

See Ya!

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Seifer Almasy's Proposal
by Miss Dincht

[Summary] Seifer decides to propose to Squall, and Rinoa hitchikes out of Garden.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] MA15+ Parody | Language, Rinoa bashing
[Added] 28 February 2003

Seifer Almasy's Proposal

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Sharpshooters Never Fail Twice
by Kursed SeeD

[Summary] What happens when Irvine decides to kill the sorceress?
[Pairing] Squall X Rinoa, Squall X Seifer
[Warning] R Humour POV | Rinoa-bashing
[Added] 22 May 2004

Sharpshooters Never Fail Twice

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Silence of Balamb
by The March Hare

[Summary] A yaoi/ff8 take on the horror classic 'Silence of the Lambs'.
[Pairing] Hard to say... Seifer X Squall?
[Warning] PG-13 Parody
[Added] 6 February 2001

Silence of Balamb

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Skater Boy
by Elise Maxwell

[Summary] A little piece about how Rinoa gave up two of the hottest men alive but all turned out well when they got together instead of thinking back on her.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Songfic Humour
[Added] 28 February 2003

Skater Boy

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Sleeping Beauty
by lorien

[Summary] A...um...'modified' (read: warped ^^) version of the classic tale of Sleeping Beauty, starring Squall Leonhart and Seifer Almasy of FF8.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus AU Parody
[Added] 14 November 2001

Sleeping Beauty

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Sleeping Handsome
by Z.Q.S

[Summary] Final Fantasy VIII does the fairy tale classic 'Sleeping Beauty' - yaoi syle!
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] M15 Parody | Language
[Added] 9 March 2001

Sleeping Handsome

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Snowbound
by Race Ulfson

[Summary] Silly oneshot : the Blanket Scene.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall X Irvine X Zell
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Mild language
[Added] 22 May 2004

Snowbound

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Special Move
by Miss Dincht

[Summary] Squall is finally able to defeat Seifer when he uses a Special Move.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall implied
[Warning] MA15+ Parody | Language
[Added] 28 February 2003

Special Move

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New Squall Almasy New
by Takira

[Summary] Set 6 years after the second Sorceress War, Squall has been promoted to headmaster of Balamb Garden and has allowed Seifer to return to his SeeD training on the condition that he behaves himself. Several of the original gang have gone their separate ways but still consider Garden to be their home. Feelings blossom between the two rivals and, paying no heed to reputation or what hearts may be broken along the way, sends both men around the world in search of each other.
[Pairing] Squall X Seifer
[Warning] M15+ Citrus Humour POV | Language, mild angst, alcohol use, mild spoilers
[Added] 9 December 2005
[Status] Work In Progress | Updated: 9 December 2005

Squall Almasy - Chapter 1

Squall Almasy - Chapter 2

Squall Almasy - Chapter 3

Squall Almasy - Chapter 4

Squall Almasy - Chapter 5

Squall Almasy - Chapter 6

Squall Almasy - Chapter 7

Squall Almasy - Chapter 8

Squall Almasy - Chapter 9

Squall Almasy - Chapter 10

Squall Almasy - Chapter 11

Squall Almasy - Chapter 12

Squall Almasy - Chapter 13

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Squall and the Beanstalk
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Seifer and Zell are giants, and Squall is trading in his cow Rinoa for some beans.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Irvine X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Parody
[Added] 29 November 2004

Squall and the Beanstalk

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Sugar High
by Hecate's Brat

[Summary] Squall gets sugar high. He sorta can’t remember what happened that evening, and retraces his steps.
[Pairing] Squall X Zell, Nida X Squall, Seifer X Squall X Irvine, Squall X Laguna
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour POV PWP | Light alcohol use, light BDSM, incest, mild language, OOC
[Added] 29 April 2005

Sugar High - Part 1

Sugar High - Part 2

Sugar High - Part 3

Sugar High - Part 4

Sugar High - Part 5

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The Talentless Show
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Selphie blackmails everyone into doing a talent show, Squall's the leading lady.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall, Irvine X Zell , Boy X Sheep ( not in a sick way)
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Talk of bad things happening to sheep
[Added] 25 December 2003

The Talentless Show

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Teach Me
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Seifer arrives back at garden three years after the war to take the Seed exam and Zell has to tutor him.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell, Irvine X Squall implied, Irivine X Squall X Rinoa
[Warning] PG-13 Humour | Mild angst
[Added] 29 November 2004

Teach Me

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New Timing New
by darksquall

[Summary] It was an average day in Esthar and he never thought he'd run into Squall Leonhart, of all people.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Spoilers, mild angst, mild BDSM
[Added] 9 December 2005

Timing

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To Be Lonely
by Dianyx

[Summary] Zell and Seifer get dragged to Karaoke Night and are forced to sing...with each other.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Warning] M15 Citrus Fluff Songfic | Angst
[Added] 22 February 2002

To Be Lonely

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True Love's Kiss
by Lady Tempest

[Summary] Light parody/humor fic. Squall is Rinoa's one true love. As they spend a romantic evening alone, trouble brews. How does meanie Seifer fit in to the story? Not all may be as it appears so, read to find out!! Rinuall, Squeegie fic ^__,^
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Notes] This fic links directly to Lady Tempest's site.
[Warning] PG-13 Citrus Fluff
[Added] 22 February 2002

True Love's Kiss

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Truth or Dare
by LaughingWolfGirl

[Summary] Selphie cooks up a little game for the gang to play.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Mild angst
[Added] 10 August 2002

Truth or Dare - Chapter 1

Truth or Dare - Chapter 2

Truth or Dare - Chapter 3

Truth or Dare - Chapter 4

Truth or Dare - Chapter 5

Truth or Dare - Chapter 6

Truth or Dare - Chapter 7

Truth or Dare - Chapter 8
Truth or Dare - Chapter 9

Truth or Dare - Chapter 10

Truth or Dare - Chapter 11

Truth or Dare - Chapter 12

Truth or Dare - Chapter 13

Truth or Dare - Chapter 14

Truth or Dare - Chapter 15

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Two Two Billion
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] A portal appears in Esthar and lots of Squalls and one Laguna came through.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall, Squall X Zell
[Notes] Sequel to "Double Take"
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 22 May 2004

Two Two Billion

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New Ultimate Magic: Side Story - Edea New
by Hecate's Brat

[Summary] Edea thinks on the past and her time with Seifer...
[Pairing] None
[Notes] Side story for "Ultimate Magic"
[Warning] R AU POV | Spoilers, OOC, language, disturbing content (I'm being safe here)
[Added] 9 December 2005

Ultimate Magic: Side Story - Edea

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The "Uncertain Memory" Series
by Elise Maxwell

Uncertain Memory: With You [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] Already at odds with one another, Seifer and Squall are known to be the most heated rivals in the Garden, but when Seifer comforts Squall in a moment of weakness, they find that they care about one another more than they ever knew. Prequel that bleeds into the beginning of the game.
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Angst, language
[Added] 19 May 2003

Part 1 - Spring 1996

Part 2 - Night of Quisty’s SeeD Ball (Still Oct 1997)

Part 3 - The morning after the SeeD Ball. (Still Oct 1997)

Part 4 - The next morning… again. (still spring 1998)

Part 5 - A month or so later, May 1998

Part 6 - August 1998

Part 7 - October 4, 1998: Quisty’s Birthday

Part 8 - One year later

Part 9 - Later that afternoon… (of the exam)

Part 10 - After the Exam

Part 11 - After the Ball

Part 12 - Gone

Uncertain Memory: In The End [Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Summary] After the last battle, Squall finds that he has forgotten who Seifer really was and the blonde gunblader must make him remember and take away the uncertainty of his memories.
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour | Angst, language
[Added] 19 May 2003

In The End - Chapter 1

In The End - Chapter 2

In The End - Chapter 3

In The End - Chapter 4

In The End - Chapter 5

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New An Understanding New
by Hecate's Brat

[Summary] Laguna needs to tell Squall that he's his father, but Squall has other things on his mind.
[Pairing] Laguna X Squall
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon Humour PWP | Incest, mild language, quite possibly OOC, humor?
[Added] 9 December 2005

An Understanding

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THE WEDDING FIC
by Tenshi no Korin

[Summary] What really happens after that final FMV.
[Pairing] Zell X Squall, Seifer X Fujin
[Warning] M15 Citrus Humour | Alcohol use
[Added] 5 April 2002

THE WEDDING FIC

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What REALLY happened at the SeeD Ball
by lorien

[Summary] The title's self-explanatory. :) Warnings: Seifer+Squall shounen-ai, major Rinoa-bashing (Rinoa fans, don't read!)...
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Parody
[Added] 9 January 2002

What REALLY happened at the SeeD Ball

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Whispers at Midnight
by Malachite

[Summary] It's midnight and Squall is in bed, thinking about his past love life. Who he is thinking about is revealed in the end!
[Pairing] Raijin X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Fluff | Mild alcohol use
[Added] 19 May 2003

Whispers at Midnight

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White Squall
by Miss Dincht

[Summary] The fairy tale Snow White, yeah, but with a Shonen - Ai touch.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] NC-17 Lemon AU Parody | Mild angst
[Added] 2 December 2002

White Squall

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Why You Shouldn't Eavesdrop
by Alexis Logain

[Summary] On their way to a party, Irvine, Quistis, and Zell over hear a mysterious activity going on between Seifer and Squall in a bathroom. During the conversation, Seifer gives Squall instructions as how to "do it right."
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 10 August 2002

Why You Shouldn't Eavesdrop

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You and I
by Purple Penguin

[Summary] Seifer and Zell tease each other and are sent on a character building trip to get along.
[Pairing] Seifer X Zell
[Warning] PG-13 Humour
[Added] 24 August 2003

You and I

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You Can Get Amazing Results From Annoying Someone
by Redrum

[Summary] Squall gets a new piercing and picks up an annoying habit.
[Pairing] Seifer X Squall
[Warning] M Lime Humour PWP
[Added] 22 May 2004

You Can Get Amazing Results From Annoying Someone

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Zell's Secret Love
by LaughingWolfGirl

[Summary] Zell finds himself in love with a certain Cowboy, and said Cowboy has a thing for hotdogs.
[Pairing] Irvine X Zell
[Warning] R Humour | Angst
[Added] 10 August 2002

Chapter 1 - Zell's Secret Love

Chapter 2 - On the Edge of Irvine's Vision

Chapter 3 - Hotdogs and Shotguns

 

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